Robert did it

I did not break
your favorite
chair.

Robert did it.

I told him to stop.
He gave me
a smirk.

Why can't you see
that Robert did it!

Who are these men?
Wearing white coats.
Maybe they will listen.

Robert did it! 

Look at Robert
and you'll see
he's real like me.

Don't let him fool you
He's not really a doll.
He has a voice
and a bad attitude, too.

Oh, I know. I will yell louder.
Inside these padded walls.
So someone will listen.

Robert did it!!
Robert Did It!!
ROBERT DID IT!!